Wait … Yup, She Said “Vasectomy”

The winner for the most awkward thing someone said to me this week, uttered by the woman cutting my hair—at the mall, of course—about her 25-year-old kid and paraphrased here, has to be:

“I asked my son what he’s giving his girlfriend for Valentine’s Day, and he said a vasectomy and a bag of flour.”

Personally, I would’ve gone with a bag of ice.

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