Inside the Minds of Our Fellow Passengers

Hey, I’ve got a crazy idea that I’m fairly certain no one’s ever thought of before. The second the plane comes to a stop outside the terminal, I’m going to stand up, grab my carry-on, and head for the exit. Screw waiting my turn; that’s for losers who care whether or not their actions are justifiable on at least a basic level, not important people like me who have no time to consider that the door won’t even be opened for another 5 minutes. While everyone else is still fumbling for their seatbelts, I’ll be pumping a quarter into a slot machine in the airport. It’s the perfect plan.

Man I’m awesome.


  1. Evelyn

    Well, I will have to admit that I am one of those who jumps up and gets into the aisle the moment the "fasten seat belt" light goes off, but it's not because I'm dumb enough to think I'm going to be exiting anytime soon. It's to strategically block all the idiots behind me who think that THEY will be getting off before me. "Aha! Gotcha!" I say (to myself). And at least I feel a little better about the crazed world of flying.And yes, you're awesome!

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