Hey, I’ve got a crazy idea that I’m fairly certain no one’s ever thought of before. The second the plane comes to a stop outside the terminal, I’m going to stand up, grab my carry-on, and head for the exit. Screw waiting my turn; that’s for losers who care whether or not their actions are justifiable on at least a basic level, not important people like me who have no time to consider that the door won’t even be opened for another 5 minutes. While everyone else is still fumbling for their seatbelts, I’ll be pumping a quarter into a slot machine in the airport. It’s the perfect plan.
Man I’m awesome.