Nope, I’m not giving you the list of the five worst kinds of e-mail forwards right here; it’s over in D-O-ipedia, the Dining Room Office’s online encyclopedia specializing in stuff even Wikipedia won’t touch. Now I’ll get visits to two pages for the price of one (insert evil laugh).
Wait, was that annoying? I’m sorry. No, seriously. Please go look at it over in D-O-ipedia. I was just momentarily drunk with power. I promise it won’t happen again.