OK, this is just appalling.
Everyone knows Charlie Sheen embraces a polytheistic, goddess-centered theology. And what’s going to happen during communion? Body of Christ, blood of … tiger?
Next year, do your homework and go with something like:
NorthRidge + Easter = Free Lap Dances
It’s simple, it’s theologically sound, and I guarantee you’ll get people in the door—maybe even Rev. Sheen himself.
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