There’s a nasty little rumor floating around the dining room office that I’m supposed to post something every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. I don’t know where this started.
Please keep your eyes on your own paper.
Now technically speaking, this rumor–because that’s all it is, a rumor–doesn’t claim that I’ll actually write something, only that I’ll deliver an awkward pause. And what could be more awkward than a blog post with nothing to say?
Well, a lot of things, I guess, since I just described about 95% of all blog posts. Man, I was so close to making this work. Anyway, shout-out to my girl Adele for the title.
Ahh, there it is.