In the words of the vet, my “pet was altered today.”
That’s a nice way of saying they took away her lady parts.
Which is as good of an excuse as any for not writing anything right now. Well that, and the DVRed marathon of season one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills that Jenny and I are currently watching.
And by the way, Kelsey Grammer’s ex-wife? Kinda not making him look as bad as you’d think.