No one’s saying that piece of Trident didn’t give you some good times; it did. I mean, there was the walk out the front door, the cab ride over, and who could forget the wait until the hostess called our name?
But even if you could go back, it just wouldn’t be the same. You need to cut your losses—which should be roughly seven cents—and get on with living.
That’s what four out of five dentists would tell you to do.