In a shocking development that reverberated throughout literally this entire website, the No. 4 seed, That’s a Lot of Mouse Ears, completely dismantled top-seeded Zombie Apocalypse in the first semifinal of the Bracket of Bad Back-Window Family Stickers.
This despite Zombie Apocalypse having the poop/toilet paper combo on the sidelines. That’s like a Red Auerbach-coached Celtics team losing to the kids from NBC’s Hang Time when Dick Butkus was in charge (the jury is still out on Reggie Theus).
But hey: That’s why they play the games.
So now we turn our attention to the second semifinal, which pits: