Just something I thought was awesome for reals …
“You are a silent sword cutting through the undisturbed woods in these boots.” Did Elaine Benez write this? bit.ly/UyZLFK
— John Jannuzzi (@johnjannuzzi) December 12, 2012
OK, so here’s a dirty little Internet Win of the Day secret: You make a well-executed Seinfeld reference, and you’re pretty much guaranteed to take it home. I am, after all, the guy who, along with his best friend, took a week off from work a couple of months ago to watch the entire series straight through.
And this is a Seinfeld reference that would make J. Peterman beam with pride. Because yes, these are the $299 Yuketen Short Boots of which this drama-filled sentence spoke:
A big thanks to both John Jannuzzi (@johnjannuzzi), an editor at Lucky Magazine, for spotting this gem and to the ladies of Go Fug Yourself (@fuggirls) for bringing John’s wit to my Twitter stream. They split today’s point between them, giving @fuggirls a little more breathing room at the top of my Internet Win Top 10 rankings.