Just something I thought was awesome for reals …
I’m going to loan my kids out for HS abstinence classes. 30min with them will reduce the number of teen pregnancies by at least half.
— Caitlin Whitaker (@Saycaity) January 29, 2013
The simplest things are often the funniest. And there is a brutal directness to this tweet that, even as a non-parent, I find absolutely hilarious. Plus, as a humorist, I have mad respect for anyone brave enough to use those they love the most in a joke.
It’s my wife’s favorite thing about me.
Today’s Internet Win point gets split between author Caitlin Whitaker (@Saycaity), the wit behind this proposed curriculum change, and literary agent Elise Capron (@EliseCapron), who retweeted Caitlin’s tweet and thus gave me a new person to follow in the process.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some Bachelor roller derby to watch.