Just something I thought was awesome for reals …
I’m gonna be the one bride who tells her bridesmaids “you will NEVER wear this dress again.”
— Molly McNearney (@mollymcnearney) April 2, 2013
Finally, someone willing to admit that that violet charmeuse and taffeta 3/4-length gown with the sash (Note: I have no idea if this makes any sense) is good for one day, and one day only. And you know what, brides? That’s OK—it’s your day. Just stop doing the song and dance everyone knows is a lie and keep the thing within budget.
And just in case you’re wondering, no, I can’t tell you why this issue has apparently hit so close to home.
Today’s Internet win point goes exclusively to the über-talented Molly McNearney (@mollymcnearney), co-head writer for Jimmy Kimmel Live. She is actually engaged to Jimmy, and if you think the awarding of this win is purely me angling for an invite to the McNearney/Kimmel nuptials, let me set your mind at ease:
It totally is. I’ll even wear that violet charmeuse and taffeta 3/4-length gown with the sash, if it will help.
My guess is that it won’t.