Just something I thought was awesome for reals …
“This is NPR.””THIS is NPR.””This *is* NPR.””This… is… N… P… R.””This is … … … NPR.””This is NPR?”
— Caitlin Kelly (@atotalmonet) May 21, 2013
I picked this tweet from The New Yorker’s Caitlin Kelly (@atotalmonet) partially for its own spoofy merit, partially because a subtweet under it alerted me to possibly the best job ever, and partially because it reminded me of one of my 789 favorite Seinfeld exchanges ever (please forgive any dialogue discrepancies; sadly, I’m writing from memory):
Jerry: OK, but let me ask you this: Did he say “Why would Jerry bring anything?” or “Why would Jerry bring anything?” Did he emphasize “Jerry” or “bring”?
Elaine: I think he emphasized “would.”
Classic. So classic, in fact, I’ll hand out a bonus Internet win point to the first person to tweet me (@AuthorTedFox) what Jerry and Elaine are talking about.
In the meantime, the point for today’s Internet Win goes to Caitlin, who picked up her first win last week and is now on the verge of breaking into the Top 10.
Emphasis on “the.”