Just something I thought was awesome for reals …
Johnny Depp is retiring because he wants to concentrate on his collection of exotic scarves from around the world.
— superman (@MrSandeepP) July 29, 2013
Because this feels just likely enough to be absolutely, unequivocally, 100 percent true.
The point for today’s Internet win is shared by @MrSandeepP (aka superman), the funny man behind the tweet, and @WhyofCorso (aka c o r s o), who retweeted it into my timeline. For c o r s o, this is her second trip into the winner’s circle, meaning she now has 1.5 points and is getting close to cracking the Internet Win of the Day Top 10, a meaningless honor handed out by me, @AuthorTedFox (aka T-Bone).