Just something I thought was awesome for reals …
Bachelor Pad + Temptation Island – Any Remnant of Shame = #BachelorInParadise BEGINS AUG 4th on ABC!!!
— Damian Holbrook (@TVGMDamian) March 24, 2014
As Damian subsequently noted: “It is gonna be so herp-eriffic.” There’s your tagline, ABC.
This also brought back memories of my favorite strangers-finding-love reality show of all-time, the Fox sensation built on such a messed-up premise that it was both riveting and, once the construction worker was out of the castle, unable to ever be repeated. I’m speaking, of course, of:
JOE. FUCKING. MILLIONAIRE.
It was kind of a rough year.