Just something I thought was awesome for reals …
By now, you’ve most likely seen the US Airways tweet that set the Internet afire this afternoon, not unlike a venereal disease.
Both for that reason, and because I don’t want my mom to think I’ve started a porn site, I have decided to use today’s Internet win not to feature the original tweet but rather some of my favorite responses to it. Each of these tweeters will receive one full Internet win point.
Here, then, is a penetrating look back at the day that was in airplane smut.
.@USAirways don’t let the haters bring u down just keep doin u
— Lana Berry (@Lana) April 14, 2014
What is the matter with you people? Why are you still tweeting about things other than the porno plane?
— Ian Crouch (@iancrouch) April 14, 2014
I wonder how validated the people who were already following @USAirways feel right now.
— Michael Arbeiter (@MichaelArbeiter) April 14, 2014
@sarahrodeo you missed something awesomely terrible
— Jessica Salinas (@jaesalinas) April 14, 2014
Several lucky people in this newsroom have not seen the U.S. Airways tweet and now I feel like I can’t relate to them. — Sarah Kelly Shannon (@thesarahkelly) April 14, 2014
I’d hate to see where #usairways finds lost luggage.
— Jennifer Healy (@Henjealy) April 14, 2014
oh no i accidentally saw the plane pic again
— Lindsey (@Lahlahlindsey) April 14, 2014
@byseanferrell I wish this happened closer to Halloween so my costume would be culturally relevant. Now I’ll just look foolish.
— Sarah LaPolla (@sarahlapolla) April 14, 2014