Cue that theme music:
In 2013, an average group of four 30-somethings decided to play paintball on a Sunday afternoon.
These men promptly questioned their decision but, having already paid, were unable to escape into the cornfield underground.
Today, still wearing welts, they survive as soldiers of misfortune.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if winning just isn’t that important to you, maybe you can hire:
But seriously, you might want to call some of those other people back because we’re pretty bad.